It's only a quickie, but in that time we'll get you on a bike, a sleeper train, a songthaew, a taxi, a tuk-tuk and a bus with the locals if you're nice they'll even share their snacks. Down cocktails in Bangkok, pedal past temples in Sukhothai, get a massage and see elephants in Chiang Mai and drink tea in the hillside of Doi Mae Salong.
Joining point: Astera Sathorn Hotel, 143, South Sathorn Rd, Yannawa, Sathorn, Bangkok, 10120, Thailand.