Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.

• Explore the city with San Francisco's most hilarious, imaginative and EXCITING storyteller!

• Enjoy original FOLKLORE and FAIRYTALES told by Clyde Always: a professional storyteller, published poet and decade-long resident of the City by the Bay. Hear about witches & wisemen, hobos & hipster-emperors. Bring your imagination!

• Get to know these three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Duboce Triangle.

• Get insider knowledge of the best eateries, parks, shops and more. See beautiful street-art, landmarks and architecture. Experience the City like a local.

• BEWARE! Some of the information presented will be highly UNBELIEVABLE. Have fun sorting the fact from the fiction.

-A 2.2 mile (3.5 km) walk with no hills. One public restroom along the way.

• Please note: this tour is NOT for the whole family. Script includes profanity and you might see a nudist or two.

• Guaranteed to entertain, enliven and uplift. An experience you'll always remember.